Simp Squirrels In My Pants by Misc Cartoons
Key: AA | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


There are squirrels in my pants!
A5
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
                          (E5)
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
A5
Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats...
                          (E5) 
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
A5
S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be movin' like me...
D5                                  E5
Step right over and watch me put it down...
D5                                                                     
Step right over and watch me put it...
A5
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
D5                                  E5
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P,)
D5   
Step right over and watch me put it...
A5
S to the I to the M to the P!
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
S to the I to the M to the P!
D5                                  E5
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P!)
D5                                    
Step right over and watch me put it...
E5                 D5
Down, down, on the ground... 'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
A5
S to the I to the M to the P!
G5
S to the I to the M to the P!
F#5
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
F5
S to the I to the M to the P!
A5
If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
G5
If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
F#5
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
       F5
Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! 
      A5
I got squirrels in my pants!
A5