Intro: G  A  G  A G A G A G A Etc.   
 
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Well I've been to Hastings 
and I've been to Brighton 
I've been to Eastport too 
 
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So what So what 
 
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And I've been here 
I've been there 
I've been every f*cking where 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what. So what 
 
G  A     G  A     G   A 
So what, so what, you boring little cunt 
  
CHORUS: 
F          A#         A       G A 
Who cares who cares what you do. 
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Yeah who cares who cares about you      you     you     you    you 
 
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Well I've f*cked the queen 
I've f*cked f*cked 
I've even sucked an old man's cock 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what so what 
 
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And I've f*cked a sheep 
I've f*cked a goat 
I rammed my cock right down his throat 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what So what 
G  A   G  A   G   A 
So what so what you boring little f*ck 
 
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And I've drunk that 
I've drunk this 
I've spewed up on a pint of piss 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what so what 
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I've had crank 
I've have speed 
I've jacked up until I bleed 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what so what 
So what so what  you boring little cunt 
 
CHORUS: 
     
SOLO: 
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I've had crabs, 
I've had lice, 
I've had the clap and that ain't nice. 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what so what 
 
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I've f*cked this I've f*cked that 
I've even f*cked a school girl's twat. 
 
G  A    G  A 
So what so what. 
So what so what you boring little f*ck. 
 
CHORUS: 
So f*cking what! Yeah!