Intro G (4x) Verse 1 G C The freaks'll stay together, They're a tight old crew D/F# G You look at them, And they look at you G C I love the ballyhoo girl, But she don't care C D/F# Em C D/F# G D/F# It's hard to find love anywhere, Hard to find love anywhere Verse 2 G C The professor is the talker, He's the talking man D/F# G And if he can't clean a midway, Nobody can G C He'll get the tip on in, From the midway mud C D/F# Em C D/F# G D/F# You gotta have the sawdust in the blood, Gotta have the sawdust in the blood Chorus G C See the pig-faced man and the monkey girl D/F# G Come see the big fat lady Em Am 'Gator slim with the alligator skin D/F# G Come see the devil baby Solo | 6/4 G | 4/4 C | 4/4 C | 6/4 D/F# | 4/4 G | 4/4 G | 6/4 G | 4/4 C | 4/4 C | 6/4 C D/F# | 4/4 Em | 4/4 Em | 6/4 C D/F# | 4/4 G | 4/4 G | 4/4 D/F# | 4/4 D/F# | 4/4 D/F# | D/F# Verse 3 G C Springer is the talker, He's the talking man D/F# G He's got the whole studio, Eating out of his hand G C You can be on too, With the nuts and the geeks C D/F# Em C D/F# G D/F# Call 1-800-Ima freak, 1-800-Ima freak Chorus G C Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl D/F# G Come be the big fat lady Em Am 'Gator slim with the alligator skin D/F# G Come be the devil baby G C Be the pig-faced man or the monkey girl D/F# G Come be the big fat lady Em Am 'Gator slim with the alligator skin D/F# G D/F# Come be the devil baby Solo G C D/F# G C D/F# Em C D/F# G D/F#
