Intro: EDA (x4)
EDA
Welcome to the family
EDA
Hope you have a real good life
EDA
With my little sister
EDA
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
EDA
Hope you have lots of babies
EDA
Hope you get a real good job
EDA
Hope you don't mind company
EDA
'Cause we'll be here a lot
BDE
And brother here's some brotherly advice
BADsus2
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right
Chorus:
EDA
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
EDA
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
EDA
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
EDA
He'll dig a hole for you
EDA
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
EDA
He'll fight you just for fun
EDAAsus4
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
A
An' Daddy's got a shotgun
EDA (x2)
EDA
Welcome to the family
EDA
An' this side of the tracks
EDA
An' if you ever leave her
EDA
You ain't coming back
EDA
My nephew is a hunter
EDA
An' he's gonna hunt you down
EDA
Just like he did the last one
EDA
An' he still ain't been found
BDE
I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
BADsus2
Boy take care of her,...if you don't
Chorus:
EDA
Grandpa's the local sheriff
EDA
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
EDA
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
EDA
He'll dig a hole for you
EDA
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
EDA
He'll fight you just for fun
EDAAsus4
An'Mama's got a real bad temper
A
An'Daddy's got a shotgun
EDA (x4) BDAsus4Chorus:
EDA
Grandpa's the local sheriff
EDA
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
EDA
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
EDA
He'll dig a hole for you
EDA
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
EDA
He'll fight you just for fun
EDAAsus4
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
A
An' Daddy's got a shotgun
EDA (x4)
EDA
Welcome to the family
EDA
Hope you have a real good life
EDA
With my little sister
[Muted barre A strokes]
Yeah she'll make a real good wife
EDA (x2)
*repeat this part 7 or 8 times*
EDA
Welcome to the family
AAsus4
Mama's got a real bad temper
A
Daddy's got a shotgun
end on Dsus2
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.