Intro:
EAG#mAEE
I work at home in my parents' basement
A
I don't troll, I make statements
G#m
I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's
AE
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
E
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
A
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
G#m
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
AE
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice
C#m
It's not for me
It must be wrong
A
I could ignore it and move on
EB
But I'm a Broadband Champion
G#mF#A URL Badman
C#m
And if you're tryna call it art
A
I'll have to take it all apart
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
EAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
G#mF#A URL Badman
EAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
EB
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
Just flow with EAG#mA-EE
Spectacles with no prescription
A
Short-shorts with conviction
G#m
Supreme palace, APCAE
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
E
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
A
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
G#m
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
AE
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
C#m
It's not for me
It must be wrong
A
I could ignore it and move on
EB
But I'm a Broadband Champion
G#mF#A URL Badman
C#m
And if you're tryna call it art
A
I'll have to take it all apart
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
EAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
G#mF#A URL Badman
EAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
EB
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
EA
I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ's screw shit
EB
I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh shit
E
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
B
a bottom half of idolater
G#m
a check for Tyler the Creator
F#
a blogespheric vindicator
EA
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
EB
Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex
EB
I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly
G#mF#
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
Tune break:
EAG#mA-EEAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
G#mF#A URL Badman
EAEB
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
EB
'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
EAEB
..........................
EB
I got a high-brow game plan
(G#mF#)A URL Badman
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.