Intro
 
E          A  B 
E          A  B 
 
Verse
 
E 
  She broke up with me 
     B 
  Two days later... 
E                            A 
  I think she met Don Juan in Italy 
E                   B 
  She has a new man 
               E   A     B 
  I have a new mustache 
 
      E                                B 
  Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man 
      E                               A 
  And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter 
  E 
  To walk the earth alone 
  B                 E     A    B 
  I'll never shave again 
 
Chorus
 
E                       F# 
  On the night she left me 
  A                   B 
  Facial hair grew miraculously 
    E                      F# 
  I dressed in black like Johnny Cash 
      A                  B 
  And grew this beard of shame 
 
Instrumental
 
E          A   E 
E          A   B 
 
       E                                  B 
  I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn 
          E                       A 
  And some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons 
  E                     B            E  A   B 
  Look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot 
 
E 
  It's over 
B 
  She left me 
E               A 
  And she will soon forget me 
E 
  She found out I was lame 
B                    E   A   B 
  I grew a beard of shame 
 
Solo
 
E              A     D     A 
E              A     Am 
E              A     D     A 
E              A     D     A 
 
Bridge
 
  E           B 
  Come all ye faithful 
  E             A 
  Joyful and triumphant 
  E              B 
  I am a new man 
                 E   A    E   A   E 
  I have a beard of shame 
 
Outro
 
E   A 
E   A 
 
B 
 
E