IntroBA x4
VerseB
Some guys write poems with beautiful words
BA
Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds
BE
but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me
DF#
no oh
B
some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel
BA
some losers paint painting abstracting so real
BE
I don't get it that kinda crap aint me
DF#
cant you see
ChorusGDAED/F#G
ohooo the only art I've ever been able to feel
DF#
is the only art that matters the art of the deal
BABABABA
the art of the deal
VerseB
there's nothing better or quite as sublime
BA
as signing your name on the dotted line
B
that's all the beauty I need in my life
EDF#
that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife
ChorusGDAED/F#G
oh the only art I've ever been able to feel
DF#
is the only art that gets me off
BridgeGDAE
some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes
GDAE
some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks
GD
I'm on my own
GD
I shall overcomb
OutroF#G
that is the man you see shaking your hand hello
DAE
the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack
GDAE
aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil
GDAE
the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal
GDF#
so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal
BA
the art of the deal
BA
the art of the deal
BA
the art of the deal
BA
the art of the deal
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.