Intro: Em--D-C--Am--B-- x2 
 
Verse 1: 
Em 
  I hope you hang yourself 
          D    C 
with your H&M scarf 
While jacking off  
               Am 
listening to Mozart 
You bitch and moan about L.A 
        B 
Wishing you were in the  
rain reading Hemingway 
Em 
  You don’t eat meat and  
       D         C 
drive electrical cars 
You’re so indie rock 
               Am 
it’s almost an art 
              B 
You need SPF45 Just 
to stay alive 
 
Chorus: 
Em 
  You’re so gay and you 
D          C 
don’t even like boys 
                  Am 
No you don’t even like 
no you don’t even like 
                  B 
no you don’t even like boys 
Em 
  You’re so gay and you 
D          C 
don’t even like boys 
                  Am 
No you don’t even like 
no you don’t even like 
                  B 
no you don’t even like 
 
Verse 2: 
Em 
  You’re so sad maybe you 
             D     C 
should buy a happy meal 
You’re so skinny you should 
                      Am 
really super size the deal 
Secretly you you’re so amused 
    B 
And nobody understands you 
Em 
  I’m so mean cuz cannot  
        D           C 
get you out of your head 
I’m so angry cuz you’d  
                   Am 
rather my space instead 
I can’t believe I fell in 
          B 
love With someone that 
wears more make up and 
 
(Repeat Chorus) 
 
Bridge: 
C    D 
  Oh, oh, oh 
    Em 
oh, oh, oh 
    C 
La, la, la 
    Am    B 
La, la, la 
Oh, oh, oh 
Em 
  Do, do, do do 
D    C 
bop, bop, bow 
Do, do, do 
          Am 
bop, bop. day 
          B 
You’re so gay 
you’re so gay 
 
Verse 3: 
Em 
  You walking around like  
             D   C 
you’re oh so debonair 
You pull them down and  
there’s really nothing 
Am 
there I wish you would  
       B 
just be real with me 
 
(Repeat Chorus twice)