Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
A gift real special, so take off the top
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box
[Em7] [F#7]
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
[Bm7]
That sort of gift don't mean anything
[Em7] [F#7]
Not gonna get you a fancy car
[Bm7]
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
[Em7] [F#7]
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
[Bm7]
A girl like you needs somethin' real
[Em7] [F#7]
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
[Bm7]
Somethin' special girl
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
[Em7] [F#7] [Bm7]
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.