Intro : EAB7EE
For two long years my head hurt bad
A
So a doctor checked me an he shook his head
B7
He said I'm sorry to tell you
E
But your body's outlived your brain
He said I know this doctor in New York, son
A
And he'll fix you right up with a brand new one
B7
So the head doctor met me
E
When I stepped down off of the train.
E
He said we had this bank robber killed last night
A
His body's shot but his brain's alright
B7
I'll give you a transplant, boy
E
And you'll be OK
I got my new brain in and I was feelin' great
A
I went right back to Nashville with no headache
B7
But something strange happened
E
When I walked in the bank one day.
Chorus :
A
I said stick 'em up ever'body I'm robbin' this place
E
Drop all of your money in my guitar case
AB7
Don't nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door
EA lady said, why you're Johnny Cash
A
I said no ma'am , I'm the Manhattan Flash
B7E
And I am the best bank robber in New York.
E
Now the other night Roy Acuff called me
A
He said John I'd like for you to do the Opry
B7E
So I went out on the stage, but I couldn't sing
I got into a half a Verse of 'I Walk The Line'
A
And something snapped in this head of mine
B7
I yelled stick 'em up -
E
Give me your money, your watches and rings.
Change to
F : FA#C7F
Well, I called New York and talked to that brain quack
A#
And said Doc I gotta have my old brain back
C7F
He said I'm sorry there, Mr. Cash, but I can't do that
He said I put your brain in a chicken last monday
A#
He's singing your songs and makin' lots of money
C7F
And I got him signed to a ten-year recording contract.
F
Now friends if you see me walkin' down the street
A#
Remember what you see ain't necessarily me
C7F
And if I try to hold you up, don't pay me no mind
But when you got ten bucks that you can blow
A#
You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show
C7
He's doin' fairs and concert dates
F
All up and down the line.
A#
I said stick 'em up ever'body I'm robbin' this place
F
Drop all of your money in my guitar case
A#C7
Don't nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door
FA lady said, why you're Johnny Cash
A#
I said no ma'am , I'm the Manhattan Flash
C7F
And I am the best bank robber in New York.
Tag: TALK:
Well, I don't pay any income tax...
You don't pay tax on money you steal...
You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show...
Chicken In Black! hmmmmmmmm!
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.