Were You Born An Asshole by Jimmy Buffett
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WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE  
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OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE  
  
EITHER WAY IT WORKED OUT FINE  
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CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT  
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YES YOU'RE AN A......S-S-H-O-L-E  
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AND DON'T YOU TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME  
  
YOU DESERVE ALL THE CREDIT  
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT  
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YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE YESTERDAY  
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT  
  
AND I'VE GOT A FEELIN'  
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YOU'LL BE AN ASSHOLE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE  
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AND I WAS TALKIN' TO YOUR MOTHER  
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JUST THE OTHER NIGHT  
  
I TOLD HER I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE  
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SHE YES I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT   
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AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ASSHOLES  
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CAUSE YOU'VE KNOWN THEM YOUR WHOLE LIFE  
  
AND SOMEBODY TOLD ME  
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YOU GOT AN ASSHOLE FOR A WIFE  
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Were you born an asshole?  
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Or did you work at it your whole life?  
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Either way it worked out fine  
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cause you're an aaaass hole tonight.