IntroBmVerse 1Bm
Tired, tired, dog ass tired
Tired down to the bone
A
I've did a 40 hour week
At the Quik-E-Mart
Bm
And another 35 at home
Verse 2Bm
Dead, dead, the walking dead
Dead right on my feet
A
I like to put on my pajamas
And go to bed
But no one
In the house would eat
Chorus 1D
If I go to work
A
I have to makeup my whole face
And if once a month
Bm
I wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well I just have to deal
D
If I bring home the bacon
AE
I have to fry it up in a pan
EABm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
BmA
When we get drunk
D
We do it in heels
Verse 3Bm
Dirty, dirty
My house is so dirty
I've forgotten
What it looked like clean
A
It's so sad that my husband
Went blind and can't see
The dishes sitting
Bm
There in the sink
Verse 4Bm
Loving, loving
He'd like a little loving
And I'd like to
Fulfill his dreams
A
But right now I'm so tired
Him fixing that oven
D
Is a sexier thing to me
Chorus 2
If I go to work
A
I have to makeup my whole face
Bm
And if once a month
I wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well I just have to deal
D
If I bring home the bacon
A
I have to fry it up in a pan
Bm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
DBm
When we get drunk
AD
We do it in heels
BridgeA
Yeah, they might be in style
But until you've walked that mile
Bm
You'll never know how hard it is
G
To keep yourself from falling
When you're up there
GA
And you're carrying it all and
On the tightrope of my life
A
The men and the babies
And the 9 to 5
F#m
I might've looked sexy
While I'm juggling
G
But I'm struggling
Chorus 3D
When we go to work
F#mA
We have to makeup our whole face
Bm
And if once a month
We wanna shoot the whole damn place
A
Well we just have to
D
If I bring home the bacon
A
I have to fry it up in a pan
Bm
I ain't saying that
It's easier to be a man
G
But let's get real
Bm
When we get drunk
A
We do it in
EmBm
5-inch, platform
Louboutins, stilleto pumps
ABm
We do it, we do it in heels
OutroBm (to fade)
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.