Cannabis College by Jason Mraz
Key: EmEm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro:
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VERSE1:
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Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
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That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
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We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
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Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
Pre-Chorus:
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So if you grow your knowledge tree
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Hydroponically 
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Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
Chorus:
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Verse 2:
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Instead of writing boring papers 
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you'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
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You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
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You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
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You passed your first exam
Pre-Chorus:
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So if you take your notes and tokes
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Of signals made of smoke
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No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
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And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
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Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
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Interlude/SCAT
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Verse 3:
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Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he's been here who knows how long
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His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon
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Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era 
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of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze
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And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone
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With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria
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Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
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Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
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  Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
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I made it through college
Chorus:
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