Intro:
ADAEAA
Let me tell you 'bout my alma mater, well I got educated by a rich man's daughter
DA
I didn't have to read a single book, one lesson is all it took
ED n/c EA
My diploma reads "First Class Fool", I graduated from Heartbreak School
A
They don't teach science they don't teach math, our love is history is your only class
DA
You do your homework every lonely night; study memories 'til the morning light
ED n/c EA
Forget about her is the golden rule, that's what they teach you in Heartbreak School
DAEA
You don't get recess you don't get lunch, you don't get vacation when the summertime comes
DAEA
You don't get in 'cause they think your smart, you pay tuition with your broken heart
A
I learned to cry and I learned to moan, I learned I hate to spend my nights alone
DA
I studied hard on how do I forget you then I wrote a speech on wish I'd never met you
ED n/c EA
I got accepted to who needs U, I was the valedictorian at Heartbreak school
D n/c A n/c EA
You don't get recess you don't get lunch, you don't get vacation when the summertime comes
D n/c A n/c EA
You don't get in 'cause they think your smart, you pay tuition with your broken heart
A
So come enroll if you've been mistreated, get extra credit if your baby cheated
DA
All you need are tears and misery to start working toward your Ph. DED n/c EA
Everybody past the age of two gets educated at Heartbreak School
EDEA
If you're in love with someone who don't love you well you're an honor student at Heartbreak School
ED n/c EA
You'll never find yourself a love that's true until you've graduated from Heartbreak School
ADAEA
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.