Verse 1 G I said "Good morning mister fisherman" G "Good morning" Said he C G "Have you any lobster D D7 you can sell to me?" Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 2 G He says "yes I have some lobster, G lobster I have three C G and the biggest of the bastards D D7 I shall sell to thee" Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 3 G So I took the lobsters home G and I couldn't find a pot C G so I put them in the place D D7 where the missus goes to squat Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 4 G In the middle of the night G it went just like this C G the missus got up D D7 to go and have a piss Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 5 G Well the missus let go a grunt G then the missus let out a scream C G and if one of them f*cking lobsters D D7 didn't get her where she pees Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 6 G Well I grabbed a mop G she grabbed the broom C G we beat the f*cking lobster D D7 round and round the room Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse 7 G We beat it on the head G we beat it on the side C G we beat that f*cking lobster D D7 until the bastard died Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe Verse G The moral of the story G the moral is this, C G Always take a look D D7 before you have a piss [Chorus G Singing Row-tiddley-doe, G Row-tiddley-doe, C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe C G Row-tiddley-row-tiddley- D G doe-doe-doe
