Chords: 
Gmaj7sus2  554000 
Bsus       x22422 
B7sus      x22222 
B5         x24422 
A5         x02200 
 
  Riff 1              Riff 2 
A|-------------------|--------| 
A|-------------------|--------| 
G|----------------2-2|--------| 
D|--4-0-4-0-4-0-4----|-4b--2--| 
A|--5----------------|--------| 
D|--5----------------|--------| 
 
Intro
 
Gmaj7sus2 Bsus B7sus x3 
Riff 1 
 
Verse 1
 
Gmaj7sus2  Bsus  B7sus  Gmaj7sus2 
funeral expense commercial 
    Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2        Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
kids cutting bday cake- I am the jealous one 
 
Verse 2
 
 Gmaj7sus2     Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
I remember that shirt I got a 
   Bsus B7sus   Gmaj7sus2 
bunch of bleach on it 
          Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
I liked it that way too 
 
Verse 3
 
Gmaj7sus2      Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
I am an ugly brunette I want to 
   Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 Bsus B7sus Riff 1 
have a lonely child 
 
Chorus
 
B5 A5 Riff 2 Gmaj7sus2 x2 
 
Verse 3
 
Gmaj7sus2        Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
I'll be patient with you thats the way 
      Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
the garden grows and 
        Bsus B7sus Gmaj7sus2 
the gardener forgets 
 
Chorus
 
B5 A5 Riff 2 Gmaj7sus2 x2