Verse 1:
A
So assuming that this
weekend there's
BmA part of me that's thinking
D
Of coming up to join you
E
You know I sure wouldnt want to
A
Ruin all your chances
Bm
On your one night stand romances
D
Doing tequila shots
E
I always loved you
but it was never enough
Refrain 1:
D
And while your licking
E
salt off of each other
D
Know that I'll be wishing
E
Throwing some over my shoulder
Chorus 1:
A
Hoping for sores to
Bm
form upon your lips
D
So the alcohol burns
E
warm with every sip
D
Are you burning now?
ED
Dial 911 emergency
EABmDE
To cool you down
Verse 2:
A
And when you wake
tommorow morning with
BmA hang over from hell
D
Don't bother calling me
E
There's no need for
you to kiss and tell
ABm
Because tonight will be my night
D
I'm calling all my friends
E
The boys are going out tonight
A
The potion in our bottles
Bm
it will be singing me to sleep
D
The worm at the bottom and
E
it's taunting me to be a creep
Refrain 2:
D
It says Hey man
E
stand up for yourself
DE
Hey man I've got a plan for
you It's working oh so well
Chorus 2:
A
I picked up the pay phone
Bm
and I held the zero down
D
Please operator collect
E
call to Allentown
A
The call came back rejected
Bm
but that operator was kind
D
Enough to talk to me and get
E
me through to the
ABm-D
middle of the night
EA
Yeah so tonight
Bm
will be my night
D
I'm calling all
my friends the boys are
EA
going out tonight
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.