intro
 
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verse
                                                      D 
I used to think love was bobby pins lost in beds and 
                                  A 
murals behind Mobil gas stations.    Just like I thought that me and you were ‘bout the same, ‘bout the same 
   D 
as black and navy blue and kayaks and canoes 
 
chorus
 
     A 
But, Hamlet, you idiot. I can’t believe we fell for it, 
    D 
I’m sleeping now. 
    E                      D 
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot. I’m alone now, 
                               A 
sleeping alone, sleeping alone now. 
 
D A 
 
verse
A 
And I noticed that we kiss with eyes cracked open when we say goodbyes, 
     D                                      A 
order waters at the bars on friday nights        You’d show up early, turn intervention 
                         D 
Not that fifteen minutes late this time 
 
chorus
 
     A 
But, Hamlet, you idiot. I can’t believe we fell for it. 
    D 
I’m sleeping now. 
    E                         D 
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot. I’m in bed now. 
                               A 
Sleeping alone, sleeping alone now. 
 
bridge
 
D A D 
 
chorus
 
    E                      D 
Oh, Hamlet, you idiot, I’m alone now. 
                               A 
Sleeping alone, sleeping alone now