Verse 1ABm
You call me up in the mornings
DE
We’ll stay on the phone until dawning
ADEA
You tell me secrets I actually keep
ABm
You call me up around noon and
DE
Bring me all the good gossip
ADE
You hold my head when I throw up
A
I hold your hand when you weep
BridgeD
And we talk about friends
E
And we talk about records
D
Talk about life
E
And we’ll talk about death
D
And we dance in the living room
ED
Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
ED
Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
ChorusADE
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
ADE
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
ADE
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too
ADE
(that you were too)
ADE
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
ADE
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
ADE
Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with
ADE
you
Verse 2ABm
You call me up in the evenings
DE
And tell me what they did this time
ADEA
No matter what, I’m by your side
ABm
When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store
AE
We even like the same movies
ADEA
No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
D
And you laugh at my jokes
E
And I laugh at your jokes
DE
And I even like the birthday presents you get me
D
And we dance in the living room
E
Dance on the sidewalks
D
Dance in the movies
E
Dance at the festivals
D
Let’s dance, dance
E
No men ever really dance like this
ChorusADE
Why don’t, why don’t I fall?
ADE
Why don’t, why don’t I fall?
ADE
Why don’t I just fall in love with
ADE
you?
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