Verse 1:
EbFm
Dear blank I'm sorry I
Ab
blanked your blank
Bb
But you'd understand if you knew
Eb
How much beer that I drank
Fm
I know today is
going too slow
Ab
So take a number get in line
Bb
I'll tell you all where to go
EbFm
It's last call here I am
Ab
again in the hall
Bb
I guess nobody gets
my jokes at all
EbFm
It's no prize being me and
Ab
getting too wise
Bb
They just make you turn around
and go apologize
Refrain:
Db
I don't want to
AbCm
lose what I've got
Bb
But you'll never hear
me say I'm sorry
Chorus:
EbAbBb
No I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm
sorry" bombs away!
EbAbBb
No I don't owe you anything
Cm
You're like a bullet to my brain
Ab
I'm numb can't kill my fun
Fm
If you're good and done
FEb/GAb
Then thank you just the same
Bb
Cause I don't owe you anything
Post Chorus: Eb--Cm-Bb-F--Db--
Verse 2:
Eb
About now you're
Fm
thinking to yourself
Ab
"Just how did this
jerk make it through
Bb
School without ever
Eb
getting plowed?
Fm
That wannabe I see him
all the time on TV
AbBb
What makes this kamikaze think
Eb
he's any better than me?"
I'll tell you though
Fm
it's something
That I've learned
Ab
you should know
I'm so used to the
Bb
phrase "I told you so"
EbFm
It's my brain it may
Ab
be certified insane
At least I'm not
Bb
like all you whiners
Man you're all the same
(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat Chorus)
Bridge:
BGb
I don't care if there's a time
Db
or place I'll be right there
Bbm
Didn't anybody tell you
B
I don't care if there's a
GbDbBb
will there's a way for me
Verse 3:
EbAb
Dear blank I'm sorry
Bb
I blanked your blank
EbAb
I know today is
Eb
going so slow
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.