G 
Oh, when I leave every morning, I go out to my car  
     F                          C 
It's big and it's bright and it says who you are  
        Am                          Dm 
And the neighbours all watch me and say I'll go far  
         F     G 
Yes, I'm on my way  
 
  
      C                            G 
And I cruise like a shark, I'm the great carnivore  
     F                            C 
It's k*ll or be k*lled and that's all that life's for  
     Am                     Dm 
So I hire and I fire, but I guard my own door  
           F     G 
'Cause I'm on my way  
 
  
        F                        C 
And the weak go to lunch and the losers go home  
        G                      F        C 
When it comes to the crunch, I work on alone  
       F                        C 
When I leave, as I drive, I use my mobile phone  
           D     G 
'Cause I'm on my way  
 
  
         C                          G 
See that man over there, well he'll just have to go 
     F                          C 
He's been here too long and his work's getting slow  
         Am             Dm 
Besides, men over fifty, who wants to know?  
        F      G 
So he's on his way  
 
C  G  F  C  Am  Dm  F  G 
 
  
        F                        C 
And the weak go to lunch and the losers go home  
        G                      F        C 
When it comes to the crunch, I work on alone  
       F                        C 
When I leave, as I drive, I use my mobile phone  
           D     G 
'Cause I'm on my way  
 
  
         C                     G 
And that picture you see, it's me and the kid  
       F                     C 
When I sued for divorce, you know what I did?  
         Am                         Dm 
I said, "You have him dear, I'm not making a bid" 
           F     G 
'Cause I'm on my way  
 
  
        C                   G 
And the kid's doing well, I pay for his keep  
        F                    C 
I thank god every night as I lie counting sheep  
         Am                    Dm 
That his Dad's got the time to sing him to sleep  
                F     G 
'Cause Mom's on her way 
 
  
        F                        C 
And the weak go to lunch and the losers go home  
        G                      F        C 
When it comes to the crunch, I work on alone  
       F                        C 
When I leave, as I drive, I use my mobile phone  
           D     G 
'Cause I'm on my way  
 
  
         C                   G 
Yes, the kid's doing well, I pay for his keep  
        F                    C 
I thank god every night as I lie counting sheep  
         Am                    Dm 
That his Dad's got the time to sing him to sleep  
                F   G   C 
'Cause Mom's on her way