Intro : D5BA5E5Verse 1 :
Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
I change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
D5
And I'm fucking lazy
Chorus :
B5A5E5B5
Bite my lip and close my eyes
A5E5B5
Take me away to paradise
A5E5B5
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
A5E5
And I smell like shit
Verse 2 :
Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
D5
And I lost the key
Chorus :
B5A5E5B5
Bite my lip and close my eyes
A5E5B5
Take me away to paradise
A5E5B5
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
A5E5
And I smell like shit
Bridge :
E5D5
I got no motivation
E5D5
Where is my motivation?
E5D5
No time for the motivation
E5D5B5A5E5B5A5E5
Smoking my inspiration
Verse 3 :
Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
D5
You're fucking lonely
Chorus :
B5A5E5B5
Bite my lip and close my eyes
A5E5
Take me away to paradise
B5A5
I'm so damn bored
E5B5
I'm going blind
A5E5
And loneliness has to suffice
B5A5E5B5
Bite my lip and close my eyes
A5E5
I was slipping away to paradise
B5A5E5B5
Some say, "Quit or I'll go blind."
A5E5
But it's just a myth
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.