DA
Well Billie Joe's Mom , she's the queen of all the acrobats,
D
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,
A
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orafice,
DD9
Do a double backflip and catch them on her t*ts!
N.CDA
She's a great big son-of-a-b*tch, she's the twice the size of me!
D
Got hair on her ar*e the like the branches of a tree,
DDDD
She can shoot, fight, fart, f*ck,
A
fly a plane and drive a truck,
AD
She's the kinda girl I wanna marry!
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