D# A# Do you have the time Cm Gm To listen to me whine G# D# A# About nothing and everything all at once D# A# I am one of those Cm Gm Melodramatic fools G# D# A# Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it G# A# D# Sometimes I give myself the creeps G# A# D# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G# A# It all keeps adding up D# C# Cm I think I'm crackin up G# A# Am I just paranoid? D# A# Cm A# Am I just stoned D# A# Cm A# D# A# I went to a shrink Cm Gm To analyze my dreams G# D# A# She says it's lack of s*x that's bringing me down D# A# I went to a whore Cm Gm She said my life's a bore G# D# A# So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down G# A# D# Sometimes I give myself the creeps G# A# D# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G# A# It all keeps adding up D# C# Cm I think I'm crackin up G# A# Am I just paranoid? D# A# Cm A# Ah yah yah yah D# A# Cm A# D# A# Cm A# D# A# Cm A# G# A# Grasping to control D# A# Cm Gm G# D# A# So I better hold on D# A# Cm Gm G# D# A# G# A# D# Sometimes I give myself the creeps G# A# D# Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G# A# It all keeps adding up D# C# Cm I think I'm crackin up G# A# Am I just paranoid? D# Cm G# D# A# Am I just stoned D# Cm G# D# A# D# Cm G# D# A# D# Cm G# D# A# G# D# A#