Intro : E  B  G  D  A  E (x2)  
 
Verse 1 : 
 
B Em B Em B 
Hey old man in woman's shoes i wonder if he knows I think he's crazy 
B Em B Em B 
When he was young did he have dreams of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy 
 
Chorus : 
B Em A B 
It makes wonder when I grow to be that age 
B Em A B 
Will I be walking down the street, begging for your spare change 
B Em A B 
Or will I grow that old, will I still be around 
B Em A B  
The way i cary on, I'll end up six feet undergroud and waste away 
 
Bridge :  
B Em A F# B Em A F# 
Verse 2: 
B Em B Em B 
When the old man was in school  
B Em B Em B 
Did the golden rule make him go crazy 
B Em B Em B 
Or did he hide away from hopes  
B Em B Em B 
Behind a smile and smoking dope  
B Em B Em B 
It's crazy 
 
Chorus : 
 
After the chorus, play  
B 
Bridge : (x2) 
 
Verse 3 : 
B     A 
It seems so frightening, time passes by like lightening  
A# F# 
Before you know it you're struck down 
A# F# 
I always waste my time on  
A# F# 
My chemical emotions 
A# F# 
It keeps my head spinning around 
 
Bridge : 
Riff #1 Riff #1 Riff #1 Riff #2 
It seems so frightening, time passes by like lightening, Before you know it you're struck down 
Riff #1 Riff #1 Riff #1  
I always waste my time on, my chemical emotions  
 
Bridge :