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He was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down 
 
When he ordered up his third one he looked around 
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Then he looked at me an said I do believe I’ll have one more 
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He said I hate this bar        and I hate to drink  
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But on second thought tonight I think     I hate everything 
 
Then he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down 
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground 
And I picked it up he said thank ya bud I put it in his hand 
He said I probably oughta throw this one away  
Cause she’s the reason I feel this way     I hate everything 
 
Chorus 
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Well I hate my job and I hate my life 
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And if it weren’t for my two kids I’d hate my ex-wife 
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I know I should move on and try to start again 
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But I just can’t get over her leaving me for him 
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Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring  
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 said I hate everything 
 
He said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail 
Is really not a home its more like a jail 
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view man its just great 
I hate summer, winter fall and spring  
Red and yella purple blue and green      I hate everything 
 
Chorus 
 
Solo -  C   G   D/F#   Em   Am    G/B   C   D   G 
 
So I pulled out my phone and I called my house 
 
Said babe I’m coming home we’re gonna work this out 
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I paid for his drinks          and I told him thanks 
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Thanks for everything