G                                      C 
See that girl over there? Everyone thinks shes hot 
      G                                         C 
And after a few, youre thinkin youve got a shot 
F             
Well maybe you do, maybe you dont 
C                            Fmaj7 
But if you strike-out there, Haus 
G                                  G/D 
And start telling yourself its her lose 
 
Chorus: 
             C                          G 
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can 
     (G  -  F#)    F                   
Your brain-cells parted,  
                G 
And your body, believes youre superman 
            C   
Thats just drinkin thinkin 
    F                         D/E 
And heres where the trouble starts 
    G         F           G        Fmaj7     C 
The more you drink, the better you think you are 
 
           G                                          C 
From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night 
          G                                C 
A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight 
        F  
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing 
   C                    Fmaj7 
An oldie and hears the applause 
G                             G/D 
And believes he can quit his day-job 
 
Repeat chorus: 
 
Solo: spoken (youre getting better all the time) 
 
             C                          G 
Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can 
     (G  -  F#)    F                   
Your brain-cells parted, 
                G 
And your body, believes youre superman 
            C   
Thats just drinkin thinkin 
    F                         D/E 
And heres where the trouble starts 
    G         F           G        Fmaj7     C 
The more you think, the better you drink you are 
       G          F          G        Fmaj7  F          G         C 
Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are?