Maximum by G-Eazy
Key: AmAm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Verse 1
       Am                             Bm
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?
Am                      Bm
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive
Am                                        Bm
They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive
Am                                    Bm
They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five
Am                                      Bm
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA
Am                                          Bm
I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way
   Am                                    Bm
My Uber driver ain't no what the fuck was going on
Am                                 Bm
I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"
Am                                               Bm
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on
Am                                Bm
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon
Am                                            Bm
The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on
Am                                              Bm
I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on
Am                                      Bm
Life would be different if I ever had a fuck to give
Am                                Bm
Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"
Am                                 Bm
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole
Am                                            Bm
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll
Am                                        Bm               Am                                       Bm
They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"
(Bitch, shut the fuck up)
Am                             Bm
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing
Am                                      Bm
I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing
Am                                    Bm
I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing
Am                                    Bm
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing
Am                                       Bm
Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living
Am                                 C
But then I snapped out of it like "What the fuck I'm thinking?"
Chorus
Am                       Bm
I just wanna live to the maximum
Am                      Bm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
Am                    Bm
I'm just having fun, yeah
Am                       Bm
This is what the world's come to
Am                          Bm
If you're offended by this shit
Am                 Bm
I'm saying "Good, fuck you"
Bridge
Am               Bm
Tsss, I'm just playing
Am                   Bm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
Am
I'm just playing
Am               Bm
Really no, I'm serious
Verse 2
Am                                     Bm
I dumped my girl cause I was sick of keeping her around
Am                                                Bm
Always pissed and she would always feel like turning down (turn down for what)
Am                                Bm
But then got lonely and felt sorta down
                           Am                                  Bm
So I took some ecstasy, I knew my mood would quickly start to turn around
Am                                          Bm
Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm further down
Am                                    Bm
At the depths of the world, no one heard a sound
Am                                               Bm
The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the crown
Am                                            Bm
Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's burning down
Am                                     Bm
Killing birds with a stone, I'm tryna combine 'em
Am                                   Bm
Fuck Donald Trump, I took a shit, I look just like him
Am                                    Bm
I wish McGregor and Mayweather could like just fight him
N.C.
That part's for real though, I'm not just [?]
Am                                    Bm
They take everything I say to heart
Am                                  Bm
When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I heard her fart
Am                                              Bm
That's when my plans changed for my mission to steal her heart
Am                                   Bm
Like covering with my nose with my shirt and walking away awkwardly
Am                                    Bm
We ain't close no more, they say I can't rap about coke no more
Am                                     Bm
Ok, I swear that's the last time, I'm 'bout to focus more
Am                                    Bm
Running around the house party I'm feeling hella hyper
Am                                    Bm
My dealer came through with my drugs, I had to pay the piper
Am                                    Bm
I move with the precision of a sniper
                   Am                                    Bm
Your girl will be mine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her
Chorus
Am                       Bm
I just wanna live to the maximum
Am                      Bm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
Am                    Bm
I'm just having fun, yeah
Am                       Bm
This is what the world's come to
Am                          Bm
If you're offended by this shit
Am                 Bm
I'm saying "Good, fuck you"
Bridge
Am               Bm
Tsss, I'm just playing
Am                   Bm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
Am
I'm just playing
Am               Bm
Really no, I'm serious