intro - C, Am, F, G 
 
C                  Am 
Pat Robertson once said, 
G                     F 
"It's a long downward slide 
C                             Am 
That'll lead to legalizing s*x with ducks 
G                       F 
If two men can stand side by side" 
 
C                  Am 
God, I hope he's right 
G                                D 
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful 
Am                 G 
Gonna find myself a duck 
D 
And legally do 
F 
Something awful (awful, awful) 
 
C              Am 
Ducks, s*x with ducks 
F                  G 
We'll do it in the rain 
C             Am 
Ducks, yeah, ducks 
F                    G 
Got those wet feet on my brain 
Dm                            G 
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle 
Am                             D 
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle 
F                     G 
It's a feeling I can't name 
Dm                          F 
When s*x with ducks and gay marriage 
F                C 
Are one and the same 
 
Gonna goose that goose 
Gonna quack that swan 
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long 
Gonna whack that Mallard 
Until its feathers plume 
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room 
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you 
Dive into your gold until you say 
DuckTales, whoo hoo 
 
Ducks, s*x with ducks 
We'll do it in the rain 
Ducks, yeah, ducks 
Those feathered bodies are insane 
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle 
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle 
It's a feeling I can't name 
When s*x with ducks and gay marriage 
Are one and the same 
One and the same 
One and the same