Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet by Fall Out Boy
Key: BbBb | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Bb     A     C    Dm   C    Dm     C (Dm) Bb            A      C     Dm 
  Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room the walls lean 
   (Dm) 
in to listen 
Bb     A   (C)   Dm      (C)      Dm       C (Dm)    Bb      A       C 
  Surf out blank waves, clicking back and forth like old headlights sniffing 
Dm      (Dm) 
bottled you again. 
Bb          A     C     Dm     C      Dm     C     Bb            A 
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, 
      C     Dm         (Dm)         (Bb) 
I didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t, I don’t… 
 Bb   A    C  Dm C Dm   C      Bb      A    C Dm 
 Just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness. 
      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your 
Dm      (Dm) 
wedding band? 
        Bb       A    C       Dm   C   Dm  C  Dm  Bb 
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would 
A         C    Dm     (Dm) 
convince me to call it a night? 
F      F/E               Dm             Bb              (F) 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. 
       F         F/E               Dm     Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. 
    D5                 E           F                           G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through. 
    D5                 E           F                       G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling… 
( Bb A C Dm C Dm C ) (Dm) 
( Bb A C Dm ) (Dm) 
Bb           A       Dm 
Tempest in a teacup, get unique. 
Bb       A   C    Dm        (Dm) 
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth 
       Bb           A        C      Dm     C     Dm 
It’s a sign,(it’s a sign)    It’s a sign,(it’s a sign) 
(C)    Bb         A      C      Dm      (Dm) 
It’s a sign, what if you peaked early. 
      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your 
Dm      (Dm) 
wedding band? 
        Bb       A    C       Dm   C   Dm  C  Dm  Bb 
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would 
A         C    Dm     (Dm) 
convince me to call it a night? 
Bb        A      C  Dm   C   Dm  C  Bb      A  C Dm   (Dm) 
  Does he,  does he know the way to worship our  love? 
      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your 
Dm      (Dm) 
wedding band? 
F      F/E               Dm             Bb              (F) 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. 
       F         F/E               Dm        Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. 
("Turn-Up") 
    D5                 E           F                           G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you’re going through. 
    D5                 E           F                       G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling… 
Bb          A   C   Dm    C         Dm      C     Bb        A  C    Dm 
  Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know 
(Dm)           Bb 
Oh oh oh, whoa-oh… 
A  C     Dm    C       Dm    C       Bb        A        C    Dm  Dm  Dm 
 Does he know? Does he know, does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh! oh! oh! 
F      F/E               Dm             Bb               F 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am. 
       (F)       F/E               Dm        Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know. 
        F                  F/E 
Oh, the last time you came through, 
   Dm                          Bb 
Oh darling, I know what you’re going through. 
    F                Bb 
The last time you came through, 
    Dm                         Bb (let ring) 
Oh, darling I know what you’re going through.