Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes by Fall Out Boy
Key: DD | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


{Intro}  
D           A  
I’m coming apart at the seams.  
Bm                   G  
Pitching myself into other people’s dreams.  
     D           A  
Like buzz, buzz, buzz.  
               Bm         G         D  
Doc, there's a hole where something was.  
               Bm         G         D  
Doc, there's a hole where something was.  
D---A-G (x2)   
{Verse 1}  
            D                           A     G  
Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, But don't worry.  
               D                          A G  
You'll never remember, Your head is far too blurry.  
               Bm        G             A          D  
Put him in the back of a squad car, Restrain that man  
   Bm             G             A   D  
He needs his head put through a cat scan.  
    Bm     G        A     D  
Hey editor, I’m undeniable  
    Bm         G     A     D  
Hey Doctor, I’m certifiable  
G               A                Bm  
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine  
       G          A              Bm      A     G  
What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi sweet  
D-D-D-D  
{Chorus}  
   D       G     Bm            A  
So boycott love, Detox just to retox  
        D           G             Bm             A   
And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life  
  D       G                Bm      A  
Imperfect boys, With their perfect ploys  
       D                 G                   Bm                A  
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy)  
D---A-G (x2)    
{Verse 2}  
       D                       A G  
Little girl, You got my staring eye  
          D                       A G  
Or was it just a telescopic camera lie  
       Bm           G       A          D  
Paying dolls in the highway Truck stop stalls  
Bm        G          A     D  
Lock-less jails to deny my rules  
   Bm                 G              A          D  
So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you  
Bm        G    A   
leave the room  
G               A                Bm  
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine  
       G          A              Bm      A     G  
What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re silly sweet  
**Chorus**