Intro
 
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Verse 1
 
A 
 My mum she likes you, she thinks your swell, 
D 
 Got the makin's of a dance hall girl. 
A 
 Your low-cut frock and your bird's nest hair, 
D 
 Stiletto heels and the way that you swear. 
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 She says to take you back to see my folks again on Sunday 
 
Verse 2
 
A 
 Why, it looks as though there's nobody in, 
D 
 They've all gone out to see my Auntie Renee. 
A 
 Don't you worry, you just come right in, 
G 
 I'm sure we'll pass the time til they come home. 
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 Well, let me take your coat, kick off your shoes, 
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Warm your toes, try the sofa. 
 
Instrumental
 
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Verse 3
 
A 
 It's getting dark, we'll miss the late night bus 
D 
 It's only eight? 
Well, I'm not takin' any chances. 
A 
 What's that noise? Why'd they come back so soon? 
G 
 Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess. 
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 I'll wet my socks, pretend we just got caught in the rain. 
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Oh, your so rude. 
 
Instrumental
 
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