Intro Em A D F#m Em A D Verse 1 Em A D F#m Women to blossom in springtime Em A D F#m I do my best not to stare Em A D F#m My daddy once said the trick was Em A D Pretend as if you don't care Em A D F#m I've never been good at ending Em A D F#m Truth be told neither has he Em A D F#m I wanna know what you're thinking Em A D Lets go love, the drinks are on me Chorus E The drinks are on me F#m The drinks are on me A E The drinks are on me F#m Bm The drinks are on me E The drinks are on me F#m Bm The drinks are on me E The drinks are on me F#m B The drinks are on me Instrumental Em A D F#m Em A D Verse 2 Em A D F#m Isn't this world such a strange place? Em A D F#m Chock full of torture and grief Em A D F# No matter how sometimes I hate it Em A D F#m I've made no plans to leave Em A D F#m I bought a bed set in Pittsburgh Em A D F#m Far too expensive to keep Em A D F#m I thought i might start a family Em A D Turns out the joke was on me Chorus E The joke was on me F#m The joke was on me A The joke was on me F#m Bm The joke was on me E The joke was on me F#m The joke was on me A E The joke was on me F#m B The joke was on me Instrumental E A E B Em Bm A Em B Em A D F#m Em A D F#m Em A D F#m Em A D Verse 3 Em A D F#m All of the good things will find you Em A D F#m You'll get that white picket fence Em A D F#m Offer your nose to the roses Em A D F#m Good news then good news again Em A D F#m Watch as the day turns to evening Em A D F#m Golden light dazzles the eye Em A D F#m The lilacs all swing in the breezes Em A D That magic is no-one's but mine Chorus E Its no-one's but mine F#m Bm No-one's but mine A E No-one's but mine F#m Bm No-one's but mine E No-one's but mine F#m B No-one's but mine Am E No-one's but mine F#m Its no-one's but mine