Intro
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Verse 1
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Well, the president speaks and he speaks so nice 
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  His voice is president clear 
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He says a lot of words that I don't understand 
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  The rest of it I don't wanna hear 
 
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The Republican talks and he says a lot of things 
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  'Bout how the president's wrong 
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The Democrat talks and they argue and they fight 
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Nothing ever really gets done 
 
Chorus
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Well, I just sit there drinkin' my beer 
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Feelin' all buzzed and fine 
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And tomorrow I get up and go back to the job 
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Standin' in the unemployment line 
 
Interlude
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Verse 2
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And a boy goes off with a patriotic pride 
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  Goes off to fight in the war 
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He gets a bullet in the leg and he comes back home 
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He says what are we fighting there for 
 
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Got his leg heals up and he's going pretty good 
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And he knows he's lucky all right 
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So he goes out into the world to get himself a job 
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But there ain't no job in sight 
 
Chorus
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So he sits right there drinkin' his beer 
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Feelin' all buzzed and fine 
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And tomorrow he get up and go back to the job 
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Standin' in the unemployment line 
 
Interlude
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Verse 3
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And a woman come home, says to her man 
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I got a pink slip underneath the door 
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  We gotta sell your car, sell the house 
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'Cause we can't live here any more 
 
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But the house don't sell and it goes to the bank 
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And they lose everything they own 
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The Republican talks with the Democrat man 
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And nothin' ever really gets done 
 
Chorus
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So she sits right there, drinkin' their beer 
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Feelin' all buzzed and fine 
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And tomorrow she get up and go back to the job 
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Standin' in the unemployment line 
 
Interlude
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Verse 4
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The Democrat talks and he sounds so smart 
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He knows all the words in the book 
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Republican talks, he's smart too 
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And he too sounds like a crook 
 
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One stand up and one sit down 
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Another stand up and another sit down 
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A painted on smile, a painted on frown 
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Yeah, nothin' seen but a houseful of clowns 
 
Chorus
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So we sit right here, drinkin' our beers, 
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Feelin' all buzzed and fine 
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Well, there ain't no job so I'll just sleep here 
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And screw the unemployment line 
 
Outro
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