Intro
G C 
 
Verse 1
                 G 
Did you ever get help? 
              D 
By far and away she's more ingenious 
         C 
She's inferior 
                   G 
The dense medium's mine 
                   D 
The light one is hers 
                             C 
She's bending rays to the interior 
                 Em  D           C 
Did you ever get he--lp with the problems 
   Em D  C 
or ex—er—cise? 
 
Verse 2
                 G                       D 
Did you ever get sad on your bed late at night 
                      C 
Crying, listening to “Either/Or”? 
                  G                      D 
Did you ever make out on the Capitol steps with an 
    C 
AK-47-holding Marxist girl? 
                 G   D                  C 
Did you ever get help with the problems? 
C 
No, you never can admit it 
G                D             C 
That's fine, I’m going home to fail 
 
Verse 3
                 Em  D   C 
Did you ever get help in Argentina? 
                 Em  D  C 
Did you ever get help in Czechoslovakia? 
                 Em                D                              C 
Did you ever get help? By far and away, you are ingenious. You’re inferior 
                 Em                D                          C 
Did you ever get help? By far and away, I am inventive. I'm inferior