F#m7 D A E 
 
   A 
If God went to my highschool 
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Do you think he'd bring his lunch from home 
      A 
Would loaves of bread and soggy fish sticks 
                           F#m7 
Leave him sitting all alone 
      C#m 
Would he join the chess club 
 
Or would he try debating 
         Bm 
Wouldn't everybody stand in line 
           E 
To see who God was dating 
 
   A 
If God went to my highschool 
                                         F#m7 
Would the teachers make him show his work 
    D 
And doesn’t knowing everything 
      E                         F#m  Am  A E 
Wreak havoc on the grading curve 
   A 
If God played highschool football 
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Do you think the coach would leave him in 
     A 
With God as starting quarterback 
                                 F#m7 
Wed finally have a chance to win 
 
      C#m 
Cause everyone will back away when God steps back to toss 
        Bm                          E 
Tell me who is gonna tackle God and throw him for a loss 
 
   A 
If God went to my highschool 
                                  F#m7 
I bet everyone would know his name 
Am          A 
Hed ace the SATs 
          E                    F#m7   D  A 
And get a scholarship to Notre Dame 
   E              F#m         D  A  E 
If God went to my highschool