Intro: 
Am x4 
 
Am                         Am 
A monk with a hard-on, And a lavender robe 
      Dm                   E  
That scratches his thighs, Through the hat that he strode 
Am                    Am 
As he follows a path, Filled with every desire 
    Dm                    E                       Am 
And mimics his footsteps, And sets his prayers on fire. 
 
Am                       Am 
Well I too have chosen, That which left no choice 
   Dm                  E  
To sing without loving,A solitary voice, 
Am                       Am 
To observe with passion, Each careful denial 
    Dm                             E                     Am 
The protrusions which give my life meaning for a while. 
 
  
     A                      Dm 
     Sometimes I see you in berries and weeds 
            C                        F 
     You're brushing your teeth with liquorice seeds 
     F                   A#   
     Standing too close, Pulling your clothes, 
     E 
     Smiling at God And the meaning of life grows. 
 
Am                       Am 
No and I'll never tell, And I'll never know 
     Dm                  E  
What candles you light, After the show 
Am                   Am 
And I'll never tell, And I'll never ask 
    Dm              E  
The meaning of life after mass.