DAGD
Bob goes to church every Sunday, Every Sunday that the fish ain't biting
DA
Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher,
GD
cause Bob never bothered getting married
A
He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again,
G
he always had more dogs than he ever had friends
DAGD
Bob ain't light in the loafers, he might kneel but he never bends over
Bob takes care of his mama, she's the only one he lets call him Robert
She don't drive anymore so he takes her to the store
and keeps her yard looking just like she wants it
Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears
of another woman made another man disappear
Robert ain't exactly scared of women, he's just got his own way of living
A
Bob's still got an antenna on a pole
GD
two channels come in, two more come and go
A
He used to watch the news but he don't anymore,
GD
ain't none of it new it's the same as before
AG
He figures all any of it's any good for is keeping everybody bored
D
till there ain't nobody like Bob anymore
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