C 
I came into the house, just as still as a mouse 
F                     C 
Filled with a burnin’ dread 
What was eattin’ at me, was your cheatin’ on me 
          D              G 
There was red hair in my bed 
  C 
I kinda figured, he’d be stronger and bigger 
           F                        C 
I had some prints to this warty old frog 
        F                             C       Am 
But the least I’d a thought, when you finally caught 
         C          G       C 
You’d be humpin’ my huntin’ dog. 
 
Chorus: 
      F                  C 
Honey why’d you f**k Ol' Blue 
          G          C 
What’d he ever do to you 
         F                      C          Am 
He was a good ol’ pup, till you f**ked him up 
C         G        C 
Why’d you f**k Ol' Blue  
F     C         G        C 
Honey why’d you f**k Ol' Blue. 
 
  C 
I bout you nice things, bought you diamond rings 
   F                      C 
To make life a little bit better 
But you’re repayin’ me, and you’re betrayin’ me 
   D                G 
By porkin’ my Irish setter 
       C 
I paid many hard dues, I wore wonderin’ shoes 
  F               C 
I traveled many a mile 
       F                   C          Am 
But my broken heart, never had such a start 
       C              G      C 
When I seen you do it doggie style. 
 
Chorus: 
 
              C 
Now there are things to a man, that are as sacred as land 
       F                      C 
Like a pickup with four wheel drive 
There are the things that he learns 
And the things that he earns 
        D                 G 
And the feelin’ of bein’ alive 
            C 
Now you can walk out on me 
You can stomp out on me 
           F                 C 
Without as much as a goodbye smooch 
            F 
But when my dog gets the itch 
       C           Am 
You go down like a  
    C         G          C 
And he for my two timin’ pooch.