Verse 1: 
 
On my Tv screen 
Every Labor Day 
F*ckin' Jerry Lewis 
Make him go away 
Make him go away 
Make him go away 
He's f*cked up my Labor Day 
Make him go away 
 
1,2,3,4! 
 
Chorus: 
A 
Jerry Lewis 
      E 
We're comin' to get ya 
C#m 
Gonna run 
A 
Gonna hide 
E 
Jerry Lewis 
     C#m 
This squad's gonna getchya 
    A                      (Back to verse riff) 
And make you commit TV suicide