Verse 1: G Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps C You can talk about your hollywood fags D if you want to know the baddest motherf**ker in the world D G then i'm the greatest lover alive Verse 2: G Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me C before she ever got rich D and it would take the average man a day and a half D G just to satisfy that b**ch Verse 3: G why the queen of england, gave me the key C to the whole damn country of France D D and it only took me fifteen minutes D G to get in to her pants Verse 4: G well i f**ked them all, from coast to coast C cause honey, that's my bag D D in fact, i'm the only guy in the world D G that can make linda lovelace gag Chorus G do do do do, do do do C do do duh G do do duh do duh do D do do do do G do do do do, do do do C do do duh G D do do duh do duh do G do do do do Now it ain't that my dick is so god damn big it's just that i know how to use it and i never let no nickel dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it they can suck it for hours and hours on end but i'll still be in control and i won't come until i want to come cause that's my jelly roll now there ain't no woman that's no match for me i've had them try to wear me down i've f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks i even f**ked a circus clown teachers and lawyers, doctors and more them fat women sure are greeeat i'll tell you i'm the only motherf**ker in the world that can make linda lovelace gag interlude well ol' harry reams fell apart at the seams when he saw me f**k that whore she sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts and i still hollared for more she sucked my a**hole, she sucked my toes she's the suckingest b**ch around well i made her call up two more cunts and man that ain't no jive she don't give me no sh*t, about being no big time lover or some movie star with a jag cause you ain't sh*t, if you can't get linda lovelace to gag and don't talk about being no full time lover cause mister that's my bag i'm the only mother f**ker in the damn world that can make linda lovelace gag
