B E E A Grandma she just sits there in that rocking chair all day E B They say she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted away A E A Then a young man selling pots and pans came knocking at her door E B E Granny don’t waste precious time rocking anymore. Chorus: A E Granny’s Off Her Rocker and the family is upset A E B She took her life savings and bought a red corvette E A There’s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a shocker B E B E Since she met this man they’re sayin’, Granny’s Off Her Rocker. A E Granny’s Off Her Rocker and she’s havin’ herself a ball A E B She’s dancin’ now and drinkin’ wine and that surprised us all E A She never used to say a word, now she’s quite a talker B E B E She told her family where to go, and they thinks she’s Off Her Rocker. Chorus: E A Her license plate says “Eat My Dust”, she’s drinkin’ Hiram Walker B E There ain’t no doubt in no one’s mind, Granny’s Off Her Rocker.