G You won't sleep on your tummy D You won't sleep on your back Em7(1) Cadd9 We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree G(1) We share some hands and fingers D And yet the feeling lingers Em7(2) We're just about as different as G(2) D7add9 (like the last measure of the intro) anyone could be G You like plotting a garden D and I like plotting to k*ll Em7(1) You think that you should rule the world Cadd9 I think books are a thrill! G(1) Sipping tea by the fires swell D Pushing people in is fun as well Em7(2) I like folding all my ties G D7add9 And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise G I guess it's plain to see D when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different Cadd9 different as can G(1) be. It's plain to see D when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different Cadd9 different as can G D7add9 be G Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! D Im the darkest of lords! Em7(1) Im the brightest professor here Cadd9 I've won several awards G(1) My new world is about to unfold D You got beat by a two year old Em7(2) I'll k*ll him this time through and through G D7add9 Or you might just give him another tattoo G You really must agree D when you look at you and me Em7(1) were different Cadd9 different as can- G(1) Ill rise again and Ill D rule the world. But Em7(1) you must help me re- Cadd9 new G(1) For when our plan succeeds - Prevails! D Part of that world goes to you Em7(1) When I rule the world I'll plant Cadd9 flowers G(1) When I rule the world I'll have D snakes Em7(1) And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, Cadd9 a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! G I guess it's plain to see D when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different Cadd9 different as can G(1) be. It's plain to see D when you look at you and me Em7(1) we're different Cadd9 different as can G be
