Intro: G (hammer) C/G C/G I've always loved hosting C C/G Okay, I was bored C/G C D Dsus4 D I'm all that Broadway.com can afford Cadd9 What the theatre needs most G Another award D G Well Broadway is nice D G The way the Avenue reeks D G C C/G But what do I know, I was there for three weeks C/G (hammer) C/G C C/G With theatre awards, here's what I know C/G Cadd9 D Dsus4 D To get nominations, just open a show Cadd9 Em7 I urge all my fellow TV stars to go D G D G Musicians are late, the stage hands are freaks D Em7 C C3 G It all seems pretty great if you do it for three weeks Em7 G I gave it a try, I even got by Cadd9 D Dsus4 D Without Crafts services trucks (?) Em7 G Got dressed to the nines, learned most of my lines C Cadd9 G Just like third grade, but with a million bucks C/G C C/G (hammer) And now one more trophy to put on the shelf C C/G C D Get drunk and rejoice, you shared your voice G D G The winners your choice, disagree, blame yourself G C C/G And I'm glad for the people, the people I've met G C D Dsus4 D The theatre folk are as cool as they get Cadd9 G The time that I've spent isn't time I'll regret Em7 And as for the message boards, they can just suck my ... D G D G It wasn't a tragedy, thanks to those Gleeks D G Cadd9 G Next time they better book me for more than three weeks
