B                       D                     A 
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow 
 
                         E                   B 
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone 
 
                             D                     A 
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected 
 
                         E                   B 
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost 
 
                      D                              A 
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song 
 
                       E                        B 
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby 
 
                        D                              A 
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do 
 
                            E                     B 
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you 
 
B 
I'm horny 
 
A 
Horny, horny, horny 
 
C 
So horny 
 
E 
I'm horny, horny, horny