Alaska Highway by Dan Bern
Key: EmEm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro: Em for as long as you like!
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While riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe 
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I met Leonardo DiCaprio
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Leo, he's tryin to get away from 
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The unwanted advances of Eminem
C
Em's wearing drawstrings and lispin' along 
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Sayin' "please put me into your highway song"
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
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I would never be so dumb 
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To say they stole an election 
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They bought the damn thing fair and square 
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The emperor's in his underwear 
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Old King Cole's a merry old troll 
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Surgeon General smokes Marlboro 
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
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Commandment Three says Do Not Kill 
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Amendment Two says Blood Will Spill 
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God sits in his rocking chair 
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With two flat tires and one good spare 
C
Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe 
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With a hey and a ho and a do si do
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway
C
West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn
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Chong, can't we all just get along 
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Anchored down in Kodiak 
B7
With a heart attack ak-ak-ak-ak-ak 
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You oughta know by now, By Joel 
(Note: on the recording, a solo is played over the Verse progression and the 
above break is then repeated. )
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While hanging out with Cowboy Joe 
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Keith Richards stops to say hello
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I play my guitar, he plays along 
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With song after song after song after song 
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Now that I've played with the likes of him
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Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend 
      C                G
I say hey, who's goin' my way 
        B7           Em
On that great Alaska Highway