Intro: DGDGDGDG
I'm glad I weren't no pioneer
DA
Riding in a wagon cross the great frontier
DG
I'm playing by candlelight, power's out here
AD
And I can't watch TV
DG
I can't do nothing, nothing at all
DA
Everything comes from a switch on the wall
DG
Drives me nuts when it won't behave
DAD
No popcorn from the microwave
Chorus:
G
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
D
Sky's real nice
A
Moon's real big
D
Star's real bright
GD
Cable calls and it don't seem right
AD
That I can't watch TV
DG
And it breaks my heart, all I'm missing
DA
Bowling shoes, old guys fishing
DG
How the dogs on the track did
DA
Near death stuff, re-enacted
DG
Where to call to talk to strangers
DA
Interviews with hockey players
DG
How to lose a pound a minute
DA
Make big bucks, be rolling in it
DG
Shopping clubs, gladiators
DA
Cher's make-up, roller skaters
DG
Rhinestone studs in your new skirt
DA
Bald guy stuff, psychic network
DG
Don't you feel bad for me
AD
That I can't watch TV
Chorus:
G
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
D
Sky's real nice
A
Moon's real big
D
Star's real bright
GD
Cable calls and it don't seem right
AD
That I can't watch TV
GD
Cable calls and it don't seem right
AD
That I can't watch TV
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.