Intro:  B 
 
Verse 1 
 
  B                       F# 
I'm, I'm good at wasting time 
                        G#m 
I think lyrics need to rhyme 
   
And you're not asking 
          E 
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache 
 
       B                        F# 
I eat cheese But only on pizza, please 
                     G#m 
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla 
     E 
Otherwise it smells like feet to me 
 
     C#m                          D#m 
And I, I really like it when the moon looks  
 
like a toenail 
       C# 
And I love it when you say 
 
   E        F# 
My na-e-a-e-ame 
 
B 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you there's 
  F# 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
G#m 
Everything 
     E 
But Remember that you asked for it 
 
      B 
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier 
   F# 
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
    E 
My heart well you asked for it 
 
    C#m 
For your Perusing 
    B 
At times Confusing 
    E 
Slightly Amusing 
F# 
Introducing Me 
 
B 
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
F# 
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
G#m 
La Da Da Da, 
E                     
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da 
 B NC 
Da 
 
Verse 2 
 
  B                              F# 
I never trust a dog to watch my food 
   
And I like to use the word 
G#m 
Dude, as a noun, 
       E 
Or an adverb, Or an adjective 
 
      B                         F# 
And I, I Never really been into cars 
                      G#m 
I like really cool guitars 
   
And Superheroes 
     E 
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em 
 
C#m 
I love the sound 
    D#m 
Of violins 
    C# 
And makin' someone 
E         F# 
Smi-e-i-e-ile 
 
B 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you there's 
  F# 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
  G#m 
Everything 
     E 
But Remember that you asked for it 
 
     B 
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier 
   F# 
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
   E 
My heart well you asked for it 
 
    C#m 
For your Perusing 
   B 
At times Confusing 
  E 
Possibly Amusing 
F# 
Introducing Me 
 
G#m                                  E 
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too 
       C#                       E        F# 
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime 
 
So... 
 
B NC 
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres 
  F# NC 
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see 
G#m NC  
Everything 
    E NC 
But Remember that you asked for it 
 
     B 
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier to 
F# 
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what 
G#m 
Lives in my brain, 
   E 
My heart well you asked for it 
 
    C#m 
For your Perusing 
   B 
At times Confusing 
E 
Hopefully Amusing 
F# 
Introducing Me 
 
B 
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
F# 
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do 
G#m 
Do Do Do Do 
E  G#m  F# C#m B 
In tro duc ing me...