Intro: BVerse 1BF#
I'm, I'm good at wasting time
G#m
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
E
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
BF#
I eat cheese But only on pizza, please
G#m
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
E
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
C#mD#m
And I, I really like it when the moon looks
like a toenail
C#
And I love it when you say
EF#
My na-e-a-e-ame
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you there's
F#A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier
F#
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
E
Slightly Amusing
F#
Introducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
G#m
La Da Da Da,
E
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
B NC
Da
Verse 2BF#
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word
G#m
Dude, as a noun,
E
Or an adverb, Or an adjective
BF#
And I, I Never really been into cars
G#m
I like really cool guitars
And Superheroes
E
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
C#m
I love the sound
D#m
Of violins
C#
And makin' someone
EF#
Smi-e-i-e-ile
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you there's
F#A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier
F#
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
E
Possibly Amusing
F#
Introducing Me
G#mE
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
C#EF#
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime
So...
B NC
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
F# NCA part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m NC
Everything
E NC
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'll try to do my best to impress but it's easier to
F#
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
E
Hopefully Amusing
F#
Introducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
G#m
Do Do Do Do
EG#mF#C#mB
In tro duc ing me...
A few changed chords and fixed spacing/timing of chords
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