Intro
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Verse
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Liquor and whores 
G 
Liquor and whores 
                         Am 
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna 
           G 
Liquor and whores 
 
       G 
I was down 
                Am 
Drinkin' at the legion 
             C 
I met a girl 
              D                         G 
She was nice, she was pretty and pleasin’ 
               G 
She said hey boy 
                        Am 
We should do some marryin’ 
            C                            D                       G 
I said sure, but before we do, there’s something you should know 
 
Chorus
                        G 
I like liquor and whores 
G 
Liquor and whores 
                        Am                                  G 
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bolonie liquor and whores 
 
Solo
G Em C D G 
G Em C D G 
 
       G 
And the one night 
                Am 
Down at the legion 
             C 
She walked in 
              D                         G 
I was drunk on Gin, dancin’ with a ladyfriend 
               G 
She said hey boy 
                        Am 
You better fly the f*ck home 
          C                           D                       G 
I said no, 'cause of five little words, coulda swore I said to you 
 
                 G 
I like liquor and whores 
G 
Liquor and whores 
               Am 
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna 
           G 
Liquor and whores 
 
                 G 
I like liquor and whores 
G 
Liquor and whores 
               Am 
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and bologna 
           G 
Liquor and whores