my dog is a democrat by bryan lewis
Key: GG | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

Verse 1

G          D           G

I think my dog's a democrat

       C

And it breaks my heart, to have to say

   G

An ugly thing like that

              C

But there's a big old pile of evidence

     G          D/F#        Em

That all points towards the fact

G            D    G

My dog might be a democrat



Chorus

C

I pay for all his healthcare

      G

And I buy everything he eats

     C

I provide him with a place to live

        A7               D7

Just to keep him off the street

        C

He just acts like he's entitled

              G   D/F#     Em

Even tried to unionize the cat

G               D           G

Yeah I think my dog's a democrat



Verse 2

G

He chewed up the constitution

G

That I keep on display

          C

And every time Benghazi's on TV

   G

He looks the other way

  C

I know he's a liberal

     G     D/F#    Em

Even if he won't admit it

A7

He pooped on my living room rug

             D7

And tried to tell me George Bush did it

Chorus

C

I pay for all his healthcare

      G

And I buy everything he eats

     C

I provide him with a place to live

        A7               D7

Just to keep him off the street

        C

He just acts like he's entitled

              G   D/F#     Em

Even tried to unionize the cat

G               D           G

Yeah I think my dog's a democrat



Verse 3

C

He ain't got no papers

         G      D/F#    Em

And what really gets my goat

      A7

Is if he could find a ride to town

       D7

Well I know they'd let him vote

Chorus

C

I pay for all his healthcare

      G

And I buy everything he eats

     C

I provide him with a place to live

        A7               D7

Just to keep him off the street

        C

He just acts like he's entitled

              G   D/F#     Em

Even tried to unionize the cat

G               D           G

Yeah I think my dog's a democrat




Bridge

Em

Well sure we've had some good times

C

And he's been fun to have around

       A7

But if he ever barks about

   A7

My right to bear arms

          D7

I'm gonna have to have him put down



Chorus

C

I pay for all his healthcare

      G

And I buy everything he eats

     C

I provide him with a place to live

        A7               D7

Just to keep him off the street

      C

You'd have to be a socialist

   G    D/F#     Em

To ever act like that

G              D        G

So my dog must be a democrat



Outro

      C

His behavior has been hinting

    G         D/F#    C

His mom might be Mrs. Clinton...

  C        D

I think my dog's...

N.C.

A spread the wealth

N.C.

Government health

N.C.

Fleabitten ... democrat

C G

Dang it!